Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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