Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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