i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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