i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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