I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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