I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
do nipples grow back?
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