god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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