Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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