You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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