he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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