Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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