i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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