you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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