plz talk dirty to me
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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