Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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