turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I lost the right to judge tonight
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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