i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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