Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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