a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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