There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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