i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I need to wash the frat house off of me
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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