U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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