fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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