I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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