Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
