she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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