Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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