that's an acceptable place to lick
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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