You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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