anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
