Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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