They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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