I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm too high and old for this...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
