i just google imaged poop.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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