lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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