All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I need a beard to bite.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
