Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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