I love black thongs
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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