I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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