Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
i think im in europe. pls send help
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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