See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I have post one night stand depression
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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