we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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