Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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