Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
