Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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