come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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