My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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