well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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