no. you can't hotbox the world.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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