But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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