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so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i will never coherently bang her
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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