That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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