So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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