Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Randomize
